001 | Stupid Won't-Die Bastard | Video
Aug. 20th, 2012 08:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
liquidation[Who’s blond, angry, and ranting at his Pokegear? If you guessed ‘Liquid goddamn Snake’, you get a prize.]
I do not care who all of you are, or where I am, or how I have come to be here. I do not care if I have been spirited off to a strange world or if I am hallucinating though the latter seems much more likely than the former. Bloody Stinger missiles. Such mere details are irrelevant until I have gained the knowledge of one thing, and one thing only!
[dramatic pause]
The location of one man, the one man amongst the billions of wretches filling this miserable earth whose every breath is an affront to me. The light to my darkness, the flesh of my flesh and blood of my blood, the man who casts a shadow that stretches to the end of the world! The man who stands high and secure upon an indomitable pedestal, the missing parts of my genetic legacy, who stole the birthright that should be mine! I will not rest until I find him! I will tear apart the fabric of this universe if I must!
My brother! Solid Snake!
[Protip: the prize is a rant.]
I do not care who all of you are, or where I am, or how I have come to be here. I do not care if I have been spirited off to a strange world or if I am hallucinating though the latter seems much more likely than the former. Bloody Stinger missiles. Such mere details are irrelevant until I have gained the knowledge of one thing, and one thing only!
[dramatic pause]
The location of one man, the one man amongst the billions of wretches filling this miserable earth whose every breath is an affront to me. The light to my darkness, the flesh of my flesh and blood of my blood, the man who casts a shadow that stretches to the end of the world! The man who stands high and secure upon an indomitable pedestal, the missing parts of my genetic legacy, who stole the birthright that should be mine! I will not rest until I find him! I will tear apart the fabric of this universe if I must!
My brother! Solid Snake!
[Protip: the prize is a rant.]
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Date: 2012-08-22 02:51 pm (UTC)My brother is the mirror of me, but with darker hair. A mullet, God help us all.
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Date: 2012-08-23 01:52 am (UTC)I haven't ssseen anyone matching that description. Not recently, anyway.
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Date: 2012-08-24 08:17 pm (UTC)It may be that he isn't here, or that he's skulking about in some hole. He has a certain gift for staying hidden, and he is difficult to find when he wants to be. I'll find out for certain soon enough.
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Date: 2012-08-25 01:58 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2012-08-25 02:09 am (UTC)That is to say, I would kill him, of course.
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Date: 2012-08-25 10:30 pm (UTC)[Cobra's not even going to mention the lack of permanent death or anything like that. He's far too entertained to ruin this conversation with something like that.]
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Date: 2012-08-28 12:48 am (UTC)[Best not to mention that. For one thing, he might try to test it.]
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Date: 2012-08-28 05:14 am (UTC)The perfect soldier?
[That got his attention.]
Creating a perfect soldier is impossible. Believe me, I've seen the greatest scientists in the world try, and it results in nothing but failure!
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Date: 2012-08-28 02:59 pm (UTC)[Now you've got him talking about Snake, and he is never going to stop.]
He is everything but failure. He is an apex predator, untouched in skill, unmatched in the art of war. Every aspect of him was engineered to be perfectly adapted to a battlefield, from the strength of his arm to his killer instincts. He is the rise and fall of nations. He stands high and immutable on a pedestal built of his own glory.
And I am going to destroy him.
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Date: 2012-08-28 11:52 pm (UTC)[Okay, maybe not every penny.
Maybe not even half the pennies.
Okay, some of them are getting fired when he gets back to his world.]
But if your description is even half accurate, then I can see why you'd want someone like that done away with. I certainly wouldn't want sssomething like that in the hands of my enemies.
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Date: 2012-08-29 03:47 pm (UTC)I want to kill him because he is my twin, and only his death can return to me what is rightfully mine!
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Date: 2012-08-30 01:23 am (UTC)Then by all means go right ahead. I certainly won't get in your way. The way I sssee it, if someone like that is here, you eliminating them does me a favor by removing the chance of them being used against me.
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Date: 2012-08-30 10:13 pm (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2012-08-31 03:33 am (UTC)[And usually, he's the one threatening people with things like that.]
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Date: 2012-09-01 10:20 pm (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2012-09-02 04:09 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2012-09-02 04:31 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2012-09-02 08:07 pm (UTC)[Because Cobra's the one who usually threatens people, not the other way around.]
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Date: 2012-09-03 04:41 pm (UTC)[Not enjoying the taste of your own medicine?]
So listen carefully: I promise you that I have enough blood on my hands to drown a nation, and if you get in my way, I shall add yours to it. Am I being clear enough for you?
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Date: 2012-09-03 09:15 pm (UTC)Crystal.
[He'll hang up now in order to avoid ranting. Liquid getting rid of someone like that would benefit Cobra, so he'll wait until after that happens to scream at him.]