liquidation: (They walk serene and primal)
 [When the video turned on, all that it showed was Liquid, lying in bed and asleep.  While that left the question of who in the world had turned on the Pokegear, since it obviously wasn't him, there wasn't much time to ponder that question before he started talking.]

This is not my box.  No.  Not my box.

[Going from the tone of his voice, this was a terribly serious matter.  The location of the box is of grave importance.]

It doesn't even look like my box.  It's your box.  This is not my box!

[He made a noise that sounded both annoyed and distressed.]

My box is missing.  I can't find it.  ...Hello?  Hello?  Is this the home for missing boxes?  I've lost my box.  Have you got my box?  Where's my box? 

[There was a little more mumbling after that, but it trailed off into incoherence.  For another minute or so, everything was quiet, save for the occasional mumble from the sleeping soldier.]

[Then...]

Cock wobbler!

[He woke himself up with his own shout.]  Hmm?  What?  Wobbles?

[And peered around blearily for a bit, then humphed and let his head drop back onto the pillow.]  Wankers.
liquidation: (They walk serene and primal)
[When the vid feed turns on, it shows Liquid standing against the vast blue of the sky,  statuesque and impassively looking outwards, as though he was a king surveying his domain.  There is strength in the line of his shoulders and the set of his jaw.  This has clearly been staged, because no one looks like this without careful planning and a keen sense of melodrama.  Anyone who knows this guy and what he's like should be running for the hills right now, because every single inch of this is screaming I'M GOING TO RANT AT YOU UNTIL YOU LIKE IT.]

If there is anything that I have learned in my life, it is that all creatures endeavor to thrive.  Life itself is the constant struggle against all the forces that would seek to extinguish it.  All creatures, from the smallest to the greatest, abide by this principle-- even humanity.

[If you're still here, you are either brave or stupid.]

War has changed, but Liquid remains an idiot. )

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