001 | Stupid Won't-Die Bastard | Video
Aug. 20th, 2012 08:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
liquidation[Who’s blond, angry, and ranting at his Pokegear? If you guessed ‘Liquid goddamn Snake’, you get a prize.]
I do not care who all of you are, or where I am, or how I have come to be here. I do not care if I have been spirited off to a strange world or if I am hallucinating though the latter seems much more likely than the former. Bloody Stinger missiles. Such mere details are irrelevant until I have gained the knowledge of one thing, and one thing only!
[dramatic pause]
The location of one man, the one man amongst the billions of wretches filling this miserable earth whose every breath is an affront to me. The light to my darkness, the flesh of my flesh and blood of my blood, the man who casts a shadow that stretches to the end of the world! The man who stands high and secure upon an indomitable pedestal, the missing parts of my genetic legacy, who stole the birthright that should be mine! I will not rest until I find him! I will tear apart the fabric of this universe if I must!
My brother! Solid Snake!
[Protip: the prize is a rant.]
I do not care who all of you are, or where I am, or how I have come to be here. I do not care if I have been spirited off to a strange world or if I am hallucinating though the latter seems much more likely than the former. Bloody Stinger missiles. Such mere details are irrelevant until I have gained the knowledge of one thing, and one thing only!
[dramatic pause]
The location of one man, the one man amongst the billions of wretches filling this miserable earth whose every breath is an affront to me. The light to my darkness, the flesh of my flesh and blood of my blood, the man who casts a shadow that stretches to the end of the world! The man who stands high and secure upon an indomitable pedestal, the missing parts of my genetic legacy, who stole the birthright that should be mine! I will not rest until I find him! I will tear apart the fabric of this universe if I must!
My brother! Solid Snake!
[Protip: the prize is a rant.]
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Date: 2012-08-25 12:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-08-25 02:57 pm (UTC)[It's a low blow, and he knows it.]
Am I your new Wolf, Emmerich? Will you say you love me as you help my brother shoot out my heart?
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Date: 2012-08-25 03:13 pm (UTC)[Oh, wow. That one actually stung.]
[A lot.]
...it's not like that.
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Date: 2012-08-25 03:42 pm (UTC)It seems very much the same to me. Did you think I didn't notice how you followed her around like one of her wolf-dogs, hoping for her to notice you? You have a knack, doctor, for dooming your unrequited loves. Quit while you're behind.
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Date: 2012-08-25 03:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-08-25 04:19 pm (UTC)