001 | Stupid Won't-Die Bastard | Video

[liquidation]

[Who’s blond, angry, and ranting at his Pokegear? If you guessed ‘Liquid goddamn Snake’, you get a prize.]

I do not care who all of you are, or where I am, or how I have come to be here. I do not care if I have been spirited off to a strange world or if I am hallucinating though the latter seems much more likely than the former. Bloody Stinger missiles. Such mere details are irrelevant until I have gained the knowledge of one thing, and one thing only! 

[dramatic pause]

The location of one man, the one man amongst the billions of wretches filling this miserable earth whose every breath is an affront to me. The light to my darkness, the flesh of my flesh and blood of my blood, the man who casts a shadow that stretches to the end of the world! The man who stands high and secure upon an indomitable pedestal, the missing parts of my genetic legacy, who stole the birthright that should be mine! I will not rest until I find him! I will tear apart the fabric of this universe if I must!

My brother! Solid Snake!

[Protip: the prize is a rant.]

Comments

[Video]

[liquidation]

What ever made you think that your approval one way or the other would have mattered? If you did get the foolish idea to stand in my way, rest assured that you would be nothing more than a speed bump.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I have no intention of becoming a ssspeed bump! For anyone!

[And usually, he's the one threatening people with things like that.]

[Video]

[liquidation]

Then I should imagine it's very clear that you should stay out of my way.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Is that a threat?

[Video]

[liquidation]

A promise.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I'm going to let that ssslide since you eliminating this person would also benefit me, but you really should be more careful about what you promise people!

[Because Cobra's the one who usually threatens people, not the other way around.]

[Video]

[liquidation]

I promise nothing more than what I can deliver.

[Not enjoying the taste of your own medicine?]

So listen carefully: I promise you that I have enough blood on my hands to drown a nation, and if you get in my way, I shall add yours to it. Am I being clear enough for you?

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Cobra opens his mouth to tell off Liquid, and then stops.]

Crystal.

[He'll hang up now in order to avoid ranting. Liquid getting rid of someone like that would benefit Cobra, so he'll wait until after that happens to scream at him.]